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(1) NATO helicopter mistakes 9 Afghan boys, ages 9 to 15, for insurgents, kills them all (via The New York Times)
(2) The disappearance of the Great American Ronald McDonald (via Bloomberg News)(3) Missouri suffers worst mayonnaise disaster in history (via The Kansas City Star)(4) "Things being destroyed very slowly" (via YouTube)(5) "Iraqi Tron" (via YouTube)(1) Play "The Great Gatsby" for the NES
(2) Hey, remember the ultra-secret recipe for Coca-Cola? Yeah, here it is (via News.com.au)(3) Time magazine reports on the 5 predictions of futurist Raymond Kurzweil, all of which are terrifying (via The Week)(4) David F. Friedman, horror film producer and pioneer, passed away at age 87, leaving behind a legacy of "Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS" and "Blood Feast" (via The New York Times)(5) Music video for the Black Keys' latest, "Howlin' for You," plays like a grindhouse trailer (via YouTube)